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Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

Hercules:
Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
Percy:
Oh, yeah? Me too.
Hercules:
Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
Percy:
Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
Hercules:
I fought the Nemean Lion.
Percy:
No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
Hercules:
I've fought a hydra.
Percy:
Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
Hercules:
I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
Percy:
Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
Hercules:
Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
Percy:
I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules:
*sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
Percy:
Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
Hercules:
I --
Percy:
Dude, I could go all day.
Hercules:
*flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
Percy:
Been there.
Hercules:
The minotaur --
Percy:
Done that. I was twelve.
Hercules:
I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
Percy:
Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
Herucles:
Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
Percy:
Well, we done here?
Hercules:
*triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
Percy:
Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
Hercules:
*jumps into the river Styx*

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